Jerry: Welcome to the Jerry Springer show. Our guests are confronting

friends who have under gone some changes. Our first guest is Ig Ne Ous.

Igneous: Hello Jerry, thank you for having me on your show.

Jerry: Your welcome Ig. Why are you on the show today?

Ig: I have to tell my friend Meta something?

Jerry: What's that?

Ig: I have to tell him that he used to be like me. But, now he has really

changed.

Jerry: In what way?

Ig: His friend Weathering and Erosion has dictated what he feels and

looks like

Jerry: Here is Sedim Mentary.

Jerry: Calm down Sedim.

Sedim: I haven't changed you…

Censor: Beeeeeep!

Sedim: Jerry, I have to tell you that my friend Ig is jealous.

Ig: You must be kidding.

Sedim: Please, you know you're jealous. Ever since Weathering and Erosion

came into my life I have been a better rock.

Jerry: What has Weathering and Erosion done for you?

Sedim: He has taken me on trips and made me feel nice.

Ig: He hasn't done nothing for you.

Sedim: Yes he has you…

Censor: Beeep!

Sedim: He took me down a nice river, made my skin smooth, and we went on

a trip under the earth while layers of dirt and silt were on top of us.

Jerry: Lets meet Weathering and Erosion.

(Ig gets out of his seat and starts fighting with Weathering and Erosion.

Guards wait 5 seconds until you break it up. Censor holds up Jerry sign.)

Jerry: Hello, Weathering and Erosion. Can I just call you W.E.?

W.E.: Sure Jerry. Ig is just jealous of what me and Sedim have.

Ig: You lying…

Censor: Beeeeep!

Jerry: Our next guest has a similar story. Welcome Sedimentary to the

show.

Sedimentary: Thank you for having me Jerry. My friend Meta has let

someone he has known for such a little time change him so much. He looks

so much different than he use to. Before he met Heating and Pressure.

Jerry: O.K. lets meet Meta and Heating and Pressure.

Jerry: Welcome to the show. Heating and Pressure can I call you H.P.?

H.P.: Thank you for having us on the show and yes you can call me H.P.

Jerry: Meta do you think that H.P. has changed you?

Meta: I may look different but, I am still the same rock.

Sedimentary: No, you are not the same rock your inner chain structure has

been changed.

Meta: No it hasn't you stupid…

Censor: Beeeeeep!

Jerry: This is my final thought. The rock cycle is a cool thing. These

rocks just need to accept that their friends might change. Take care of

yourselves and each other. Goodbye.