DEAR MANNY
Manny Tikitz answers actual questions from the floor of Thursday Night Lifelike.

Q. How do you get tomato sauce off a tablecloth?
A. Ah, that's the "tablecloth trick". Stand the tomato sauce upright on the tablecloth in a cylindrical shape (you may wish to use a can for this purpose), and then yank the tablecloth out from under it.

Q. What kind of shoe selection would you recommend to match a lime tuxedo?
A. I would go with a left shoe.

Q. What should I do about all these miscellaneous nails, screws, and other hardware pieces I have that don't go with anything??
A. The way to avoid this problem is to not purchase the Miscellaneous brand in the first place.

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