Dear Colleague:

Your letter raised a number of important questions, which I will attempt to address one by one.

1) Increased allotment of dryer lint:

I agree that this is definitely a must, maybe even a mustard. Mustard lint has a pretty yellow color and -- in my opinion, mind you, not anyone else's opinion -- really holds a sandwich together. Cf. my 1994 report on Playing Crazy 8's With a Javelina, which incidently also makes a nice sandwich ingredient since I used hummos-colored paper and Pantone "Garlic" ink.

2) On page %, you propose a ceiling on all caps and a cap on all ceilings. I forget what I was going to say about this, but rest assured that I was wearing "Scooby-Doo" slippers at the time.

3) On the next page I couldn't quite hear what you were saying, but the melody was correct according to my Rand-McNally Atlas of Melodies and Harmonies of North America.

4) I went down the slide once in 1969 and forgot to say "Wheeeee!" I'll be issuing an erratum to this effect with the next quarterly report.